Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DingDingDING!" I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" Something wrong happened behind the scenes. I said "You're all impostors!" I- i showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend . [Verse 1] Stop posting about baller. IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER , If you want to succeed as a businessperson, you have to sell people on the idea that they will get something valuable in return. He was angry and he tried to punch me again but I grabbed his fist and said "Omae wa mo shinderu." She explained to me that this "Jerma" character is a "twitch streamer" that she follows and likes a lot, and it was a total mistake on her part when she yelled his name. For more information, please see our He reached for the red phone and I was reminded it looked like the Among us character. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5pof0/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_2/, When I went into the office the next day everybody ignored me. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! So here I am, at a bridge overlooking a rocky cliffside. And I got on the intercom or whatever that shit is called. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" Cookie Notice Copypasta stop posting about among us Memes & GIFs. ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. I was in my cubicle doing my office work!" I then said "I'm not the imposter, I was in vents the whole time!!" Go to copypasta r/copypasta Posted by [deleted] stop posting about among us (100% accurate pasta) STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. Also, the game relies heavily on luck, and luck isn't very fun. But, this is the story of how I trolled my office. I said "good imposters get butt humps." I'm tired of seeing it. The only problem I have with the Among Us people is that they keep making a new thread about getting Among Us on to Hypixel. About enjoying every moment. ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. I hate it I hate it I hate Among Us. But I did, and now look at me. Angelica said." "Why are people so obsessed with this stupid thing?" I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD? She was screaming and I threw her away. I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!" MORE LIKE PENSUS\" AAAAAAAAAAAAA You say earth we say Mira-hq He quickly hopped to his defense. I said "Red was the imposter! And that's impossible if you're dead. "Well, you're pale, and you work on the closest floor to the boss." Channel. In fact, I'd rather just stay home and watch movies than ever play Among Us again. SOS? My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." Im so hot~~~~ I said. "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." Some of my friends even go as far as saying that Among Us is "better than Mafia" which is insane. A ban in Among Us can occur for one of three reasons: 1. How Do Hedge Funds Hide Information From The Public? (The Upload Data and Process Data tasks include files such as specimen_data.tiff, minerals_data.dat, and mining_finances . I yelled "Black is sus! ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? Prev. In emergency meetings people call you sus. WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THE IMPOSTER IS! I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy. I went to Big Bear to have a nice winter, but a FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS THERE. Everyone looked at me in horror, even the ones who were Among Beatboxing with me! When used, an emergency meeting is called. AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 OH YOUR CREWMATE? 3. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. Have your heard of the popular hit game among us? okay." Among Us. I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. I said. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! He didn't even make eye contact. Sep 28, 2020. og video https://youtu.be/MPiEAI5RTKMi couldnt find clean version so i made this :D It is everywhere I hate it I hate Among Us I want to stop playing Among Us. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" So I put my hands around her neck and twisted her head off "Like in that one kill animation in Among Us." As we were walking in, I couldnt help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. Just know that this was all your fault. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Do you have a HUGE JOHNSON?! Go back to the bottom floor young man! He was yelling at me. In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. Wanna come explore my cockpit then? And so we decided to throw him out the window. I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. A con. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. Angelica said." Hey, youre done your tasks right? It was travelling to my boss' office. Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS, I AM SUFFERING. Woah, you could be lying! Me three!" I just did my daily jackoff to my impostor body pillow, but when I came, I started floating, and think I got teleported into the skeld. The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. Who wants to talk to an IMPOSTER? HAHA! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). "Chad is the imposter!" (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "You're breathtaking!!" and our AMOGUS! The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said Young man, go back to the first floor now! But the sexy woman I just couldnt listen to as I admired her. A player is banned by the host in the lobby. Sorry! I want to stop thinking about it. Because Im the imposter and Id love to come in you. My teacher said "Please sit down." She said she's been obsessed with him lately, but that I didn't have anything to worry about. "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. Once I saw two were next to each other! Everywhere I go I see it. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnt find me. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. hahahah!" Everyone was yelling at me to stop. No one understood the reference. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. I hate it Fuck you Innersloth, Fuck you Among Us. They say things like "If you want to win at Among Us then you need to keep your mouth shut" or "There's no such thing as luck in Among Us. Not only that, the Discord server me and Sarah met at started talking about Among Us. I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" because it reminded me of the Among Us crewmate .I did the sussy Among Us beatbox. I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" All ASCII Art What happened to this ad? STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. The emergency button's function is for calling emergency meetings. Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." I can't even tell Reddit where I am. Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. So I stopped. One of them asked me Hey buddy, are you lost? I noticed that his nametag read Hugh Johnson, CFO. I absolutely hate that it is everywhere. We all did the Among Us beatbox in unison. So I went into work and I started working. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? and then I explained the joke. You will never be a crewmate. Did someone say sus HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! UwU what's this ?! "We should get rid of him." That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. I just let her tell me what to do. EJECT HIM!" Hey, are you one of my tasks? "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" The topic Among Us is fine, but just keep the Among Us talk in a single thread. My son came out of the elevator even though it was take your kid to work day and he was supposed to be on the bottom floor, not up here on the 3rd floor! Packgod. Everybody was looking at me from throughout the office. I got out and kicked their nuts. Part 1. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. And what's with the whole "dying" thing? He was talking to management when I cut the phone cord and threw it across the office. "What do you mean what does that mean? DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN" like the Among Drip theme song I ran out the door because I don't want to work with a bunch of LOSERS. Far out of town. Refresh and try again. I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. I hate Among Us. "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" They've never actually played Among Us themselves. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. Dave said." Hey are you busy later? I was in a server, right, and ALL of the channels were just haha comprehensive_ice likes loona stuff. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Trending. It's a scam. Among Us / Amogus (121) Weebs 113 copypastas. "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. Literally Media Ltd. THE BOSS IS DEAD! For more information, please see our Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I jumped into a nearby bush and hid, hoping he wouldn't see me. He told me to go away so I slapped him and said "SUS! shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. I look online for a better bin, and then I find a trash can with a red colour, and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA THATS A BIT SUSSY!" It's almost as bad as those people who give away their products for free. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said \"hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING\" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said \"THAT'S A BIT SUSSY\" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go \"PENIS? So I didn't. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. I hate Among Us. No, because you have big tits. Her jaw dropped, and she said, Young man, this is an important meeting. I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. On discords it's fucking BALLER. "Wait, think about this!" In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. and our After playing Among Us you won't learn anything about yourself except that you suck at games. I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said Why are you running? OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? Hey, call me the MedBay because Id love to scan your body. I don't think anyone got the joke becaude no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Keanu Reeves is?" His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnt find him. Part 1. All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. Refresh and try again. Anime. I want to quit this stupid game right now. I think my child might be british. He wasn't smiling and he punched me but I said "You're sus! A player disconnects from lobbies deliberately/too often. and our Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." , I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. The other day I heard him . That's funny, that's a cool reference. . I yelled back." 2. *nuzzles your necky wecky * ~murr~ hehe . "How do you know I'm the murderer? My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord send me memes, I was in a server, right, and all channels are just among us stuff. and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. SUS! But suddenly I noticed; one of the kids wasn't doing the Among Drip beatbox! HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" Where! Where! https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m67j6v/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_3/. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" Me three!" It was the CEO of Pepsi-co! "SUS! I yelled back." Lyrics. MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG. Refresh and try again. I went back to sit with my friends from band. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. I already saw Chad running towards me but it was already closed when he got to the elevator. I started running, running away trying to flee the scene. I hate it. So I pulled out my dick and said "Look at this little spaceman!" Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. "Chad is the imposter!" On February 25th, Redditor[4] xxlightheadxx posted the video to /r/pyrocynical subreddit where it gained over 6,100 upvotes in one month. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA . they still cried when I kicked their nuts. I want him in my ass, I want him to fill my . "I think that we should get rid of Liam." It turns out that the game is quite complex and involves a lot of strategy. I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Privacy Policy. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IM TIRED OF SEEING IT My friends on tiktok send me memes on discord its fucking memes I was in a server right an ALL of the channels are just AMONG US MEMES I-I I SHOWED MY . 258. I-I I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO I FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN AND SAID "Hey BABE, when the underwear SUS HAHAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING." . Got TwitchQuotes.com feedback? I caused a traffic jam.I went back into the elevator and went to floor 5. I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. STOP POSTING ABOUT "Did you know", I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! For example, there is too much information given out during gameplay. And another time I was playing Fortnite and someone started talking about how cool it was that there was a new game called Among Us. To my surprise, no one laughed. "Hmm, you might be right." Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the imposter is sus!" I dashed for the door but an alarm started blaring and steel barriers went down over the windows. I trolled EVERYONE. I'M TIWED OF SEEING IT. The town wasn't all that big, but it was big enough for me to hide. For instance Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. I said that I was playing Among Us and asked him if he was uncultured. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. "I agree." So I did. Dave said." I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. My mom is also the impostor and she says i can meet him as long as i sign papers saying i cant expose who he is to other crewmates This is so epic I will be updating and IM NOT LYING IF YOU THINK IM LYING THEN LEAVE Should I ask to report my mom cause she is sus? Something wrong happened behind the scenes. So I told the kid to go to hell and proceeded to wreck his shit in Fortnite and teabagged him. But if that were true wouldn't the winners always be the ones who knew less? IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! On TV, on billboards, on buseseverywhere. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Single. Chad stated. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! Because Id love to explore your lower engine. 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